i’m so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses
(via ezraziller)
The Last of Us creative director Neil Druckmann calls out Swedish game journal for removing Ellie from their cover.
what the fuck
/FLIPS DESK LEAVES
waiting for people to call sexism
it is sexism you fucking moron
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
Does that mean a 3sum with Jesus?
(Source: joesphjonas, via ezraziller)
/givesupandgoestobed
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
this is adorable and ridiculous. haha I wiiish I could get my boobs to look like that.
HAHA knitting
(via headlessdirkstrider)
Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.
I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.
(via callieohpeeing)
Guys, please stop.
I will do nearly anything for a joke. However I recognize that the petition system is a good thing, and if we abuse it because we think we’re hilarious, it will go away.
Remember that hilarious Death Star petition? Well because of that, they raised the signature quota for these petitions. Please let’s not have that happen again. Thanks.
(via roxylasomething)
